Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

Eastern New Mexico University

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.

Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!

by New Mexican May 31, 2018

Eastern Illinois University

A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.

However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.

"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"

by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005

Ester

Ester is a breathtaking female: usually fair-medium skin, light brown hair and green eyes. Ester is shy at first, but when you get to know her she is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Ester is intelligent and may even be categorized as a “nerd” but she certainly does not act like one. Ester tends to lie quite often until you know her well and she trust you, she then become a caring, genuine person. An Ester is one of the prettiest people you will ever meet, she always looks effortlessly good with her stunning smile, great face shape and the body of a model.

Guy 1: Look at her she is an Ester.
Guy 2: I said dibs!

by Olivia S October 19, 2018

easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

by YAWA January 24, 2018

Estere

Estere is a beautiful and intelligent girl who knows what she wants to be in life and cares deeply about her friends. She's far from shy and does not put her focus on boys. Estere is an outgoing girl who likes to match make her friends.

Boy* she's cute I wonder if she's single
Estere* don't hold your breath, I'm not interested

by Soheilaneed September 23, 2018

Best Easter Ever

The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.

Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?

Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.

Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!

by ThreeMen May 13, 2011