Equestrienne

A female equestrian, or a female horseback rider.

Edward Gal is an equestrian, and Debbie MacDonald is an equestrienne.

by GoDiva8 March 11, 2011

throat equestrian

throat equestrian is a sexual act where a women gives cranium to a man six foot nine or taller and he curls up to gain traction like a small man on a horse

james knew she was gonna turn him into a {throat equestrian} that night

by sanxity March 29, 2019

equestriaschlong

Noun. 1) The large penis of a racing horse. 2) A penis comparable in size to the penis of a racing horse.

Coined at Poplicks.com: http://poplicks.com/2008/07/what-if-war-broke-out-over-condom-ads.html

Before Mary decided to saddle up to the stud, she made sure to pack some extra-large condoms that would fit his equestriaschlong.

by Camilla Toe August 14, 2008

equestrian blumpkin

A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.

"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"

by The Masked Pooper January 6, 2009

canine equestrian extravaganza

A term used to describe an even more useless version of a dog and pony show.

"I hear HR wants a dog and pony show tomorrow."

"Worse, we got a canine equestrian extravaganza on our hands."

"Damn."

by Rapier June 27, 2007

Equestrian

Usually that one person who stays quiet and thinks about horses all the time. It's a person who does many things with a horse such as riding, entering competitions and being committed with a horse. People will probably ask what equestrian means to that person and they will have to explain this whole definition, then get told horseback riding isn't a sport. At this point I suggest you leave them alone because they probably are thinking of ways that their horse could kill you. Finally, don't think you can talk about anything to do with horses around them and not be corrected, it's just a natural triat us amazing equestrians have ;) Btw just because we ride horses DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE A JOCKEY. There are many disciplines in the equestrian community in which we can preform it's not just racing! We do things such as English show jumping, western pleasure, barrel racing, dressage and MANY MANY more!!!!

Damn that girl Victoria is an equestrian like she rides horses and stuff.

Did you see Gianna's recent Instagram post? She's riding a horse I think she's an equestrian..

That girl said she goes to the barn everyday to see her horse, she must be an equestrian.

by Backatitagainman July 21, 2016

Equestrian

A amazing sport. The riders work very hard. It is very dangerous you work with a 500 kilogram beast who has a mind of its own. You must be very committed to do this sport.

Aye yo equestrian check ;)

by Your average horse girl August 8, 2019