Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019

engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

by are595 November 9, 2009

Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009

Encagement

period after you get enagaged and after you get married

Shortly after Billy's encagement, things slowly started to deteriorate.

by J.D. Youu May 16, 2008

Entrapment

Entrapment is when officials/citizens/DOT intentionally follow around somebody with PTSD and Dissociative Identity Disorder and purposely and deliberately scare them, try to convince them they're delusional when they're not and tryin to accuse them of being addicted to meth when they are NOT and will gladly pass a piss test, blood test, saliva test...or ANY other drug test at ANY time and if she catches ANY of her so called "friends" anywhere NEAR her...she?Will press charges.

Kyle, Harry and all Cherokee's so called friends deliberately and purposely followed her around, and played tricks on her to purposely scare her, not knowing her best friend was murdered 13 years ago and although detective James Roberts knew that cherokee who did it...she would not talk due to threats on her and her kids' lives. In the process of tryin to set me up, which is entrapment, the Inspector Gadget Crew managed to endanger the lives of Cherokee, her kids, her grandkids, her entire family and?all her friends from the?BGD Gang...congratulations DUMBASSES

by Computing Henry September 19, 2019

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

Land of Entrapment

Santa Fe, New Mexico. A play on New Mexico's state saying 'Land of Enchantment' (which is also true), because people either never leave Santa Fe or they return eventually.

Man, Santa Fe is the Land of Entrapment.' I'll never be able to move to California.

by YourMom July 30, 2004