A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.
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Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.
All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.
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Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy and smiling all the time no matter what happens to you. What’s your secret?
Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
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Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?
Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
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