engman

Common Swedish last name, usually teased for it. "Eggman, Egghead, Egg and ham." All Engmans are cool though, deep down they are the funniest, most trustworthy, friendliest people. If you mess with them, you fucked because alot of them are either small or look innocent they might actually put you in hell if you get on their bad side.

Person 1: "Wow Alysia Engman, what a funny last name"
Person 2: "Nah man don't say that, she's actually one of the best people you'd meet"

by swedishmafia12412 May 19, 2018

Enigmata

Person mad at the urban dictionary's stupid fucking entries

I'm so mad at these definitions I might be an Enigmata

by Bruhmoment2400 August 19, 2020

Enigma

1. A puzzling or inexplicable occurrence or situation
2. A person of puzzling or contradictory character

1. His disappearance is an enigma that has given rise to much speculation.
2. To me he has always been an enigma, one minute completely insensitive, the next moved to tears.

by technocraticAenigma March 8, 2015

enigma

The Enigma was an electro-mechanical rotor cypher machine used for both encryption and decryption, widely used in various forms in Europe from the early 1920s on. It is most famous for having been adopted by most German military forces from about 1930 on. Ease of use and the supposedly unbreakable cypher were the main reasons for its widespread use. The cypher was in fact broken, and the reading of information in the messages it didn't protect is generally credited with ending World War II at least a year earlier than it would have otherwise.

The British encryption machine, Typex, and several American ones, eg the SIGABA or M-134-C, were similar in principle to Enigma, but far more secure. The first modern rotor cypher machine, by Edward Hebern, was considerably less secure, a fact noted by William F. Friedman when it was offered to the US Government.

See also bletchley Park.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2006

Euphoric Enigma

A: Some one under the effect of Unknown Happiness

B: A guy on Xbox live who plays Call of Duty World at War. He sucks at the game but hes hilarious. A great sport at that.
I love you Alex - Andrew :D

Wow, Alex, your such a Euphoric Enigma, you are 2 and 30, and your still in a great mood!

by Bones1213000 May 27, 2009

Madrox Enigma

A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:

If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.

2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

enigma

Women.

i.e The female of the species.

Woman: Does my butt look big in this?

Bloke: Uhm... no? You look great.

Woman: What do you mean ...uhm no?

Bloke: I don't get you.

Woman sarcastically: Yah, I'm an enigma alright dickhead.

by Lassed up jokey August 14, 2006