Edgar Allan Poe

The greatest writer/poet ever known to exist. Also the father of the modern-day mystery story. Sure, he was a depressed, obsessive, mentally ill drug addict and alcoholic, but hey - he wrote some damn good poems!

...And his eyes have all the seeming of a Demon's that is dreaming...

by Rebekah Rebel July 12, 2005

engerland

Engerland (i.e. England) used by the footie fans mostly. The advantage of 'Engerland' as opposed to 'England' is the extra syllable 'ger' allowing the chanting of the team's name being easier and more melodic.

eeengerland, eeengerland!
go, eeengerland!

by Kundjo November 14, 2005

elgar

Sociable, mischievous creature partial to administering large amounts of alcohol at any given opportunity. You are likely to realise you have encountered said individual when you wake up the next day 10 minutes before you start work in West London with the worst hangover of your life and no idea how you got there.

"Can tell you got Elgar'd last night"

by mistress_of_words February 4, 2010

encaralhado

portuguese word for being heavly embarassed, feeling a like a dick (see caralho).

Last night i went to a party and i vomited over a hot bitch. I felt so encaralhado.

(portuguese: Ontem á noite fui a uma festa e vomitei para cima de uma cabra bem boa. Senti-me tão encaralhado).

by lemonvodk January 29, 2010

Enardo

Spearing a rust opponent twice, before dying to a naked with a rock.

"Dude, you totally Enardo'd that kid. GG!"

by rustzerg May 11, 2020

Edgars Mom

A mom who should go into the porn business. shes 33 years old as of november 2020, shes at least a d cup. Her ass looks like a two beach balls put together. shes supposedly married but not for long no matter how buff her husband is,(no ones bullet proof) also tell her to accept my instagram request.

Edgars Mom is my bitch
Edgars Mom rides my dick

Edgars Mom is suddenly a widow

by TTV_ChiliPepper November 24, 2020

Edgar Allan Poe

A sexual act in which one masturbates or has sex within full earshot and/or line of sight of another person who is assumed to be sleeping, but is actually fully awake. The victim of the Edgar Allan Poe is then "buried alive" as they are forced to listen to the entire sexual act while pretending that they are still asleep, and then forced to silently bear the often traumatic memory of the sexual act and can never mention it to the perpetrator(s). The Edgar Allan Poe is usually unintentional, but can be done intentionally as well. Can be used as a verb (Edgar Allan Poeing someone), an adjective (getting Edgar Allen Poed), or a noun (giving them an Edgar Allan Poe).

Named for Edgar Allan Poe due to his fascination with being buried alive that is widely featured in his works, which may have in fact been induced by being Edgar Allan Poe'd by his parents growing up.

Bro #1: Dude! I was sleeping in my bunk in the dorm room last night, and woke up in the middle of the night because my roommate was banging his girlfriend on the top bunk. It was so awkward, I had to lay there and pretend to be asleep until they were finished!

Bro #2: Bro, you got Edgar Allan Poed!

by Alpin3 October 22, 2017