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THE ENDLESS WIPE

Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".

Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
by Just bored September 14, 2019
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endeavoured

To be fired or terminated from one's job. Originated from the WWE wishing someone well on their future endeavours on their website whenever a wrestler was fired.
Did you hear that Ken Kennedy was endeavoured last week?
by GaTechGrad June 19, 2009
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Eddlemon

A group of people, who seem to be on the top of anything. Supposedly came from a band of tennessee outlaws who changed their name, they are extremely bad ass. Also known for being amazingly funny.
That Eddlemon boy owns at everything!

Eddlemons will cut you up!

That Eddlemon girl is hilarious!
by usaswimmer321 July 27, 2009
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endeavour hills

Suburb in the south-east of Melbourne.

Most people are middle-class to upper middle class, lots of parks.

3 highschools, plenty more primary schools. Most people go to Gleneagles, some christians go to Maranatha and some bogans go to Endeavour Hills Secondary College (even though it should be middle school considering it only goes up to year 9) which is soon to be demolished.

Better than Dandenong or Doveton. Has it's own shopping center and market. Most people are nice, but too many teeny boppers and a few dande sluts have moved in. Still a great suburb!
where do you live?
endeavour hills
oh i wish i lived there!
by imma black penguin August 14, 2012
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Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.
That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!
by Baeder October 9, 2009
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How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.

HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.

The team responsible for these satirical animations are:

Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter

Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik

Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent

Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter

Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton

Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner

Series Music Department
Bryan English

Series Thanks
Tina Alexander
The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:

Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down? 
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.
by The Centurion November 28, 2012
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Ender's Game Daze

The feeling one gets in a particularly numbing book ending. Derived from the depressing empty feeling one usually gets at the end of Ender's Game the first time they finish it.
I just finished Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins. The book was excellent, but left me in an Ender's Game Daze.
by jrstarbranch September 20, 2010
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