by disturbed May 10, 2004

by KazooCogs December 13, 2018

A plethora of pubic hair madness. A bush can reach enchanted forest status when it begins to travel down the legs and up toward the belly button. The only cures for such a condition includes weed wackers, hedge trimmers, chainsaws, napalm, and agent orange. Be warned that the unicorns, grassland gnomes, and other woodland creatures will not take your distruction of their homeland well.
by Vladamir Pootzalot June 26, 2006

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, tell her to, "make a wish bitch," smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she will become an Enchanted, Angry Dragon.
by apdiddy April 17, 2009

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
by DeliCiel January 31, 2021

Quite possibly the worst RPG to date for the PS3. Used synonymously with the following: disappointment, regret, lame, or terrible.
by pabslo September 24, 2007
