Emporia

A small town in Kansas that is home to Emporia State University. ESU is one of the top ranked schools in the United States for producing teachers. The ESU girls basketball team (The Lady Hornets) were the Div II NCAA basketball champions in 2010. Emporia is also the home of William Allen White and the founding city of Veteran's Day.

Emporia has a parade on Veteran's Day. It's awesome because all the ESU students get the day off.

by Psyluna December 12, 2010

Emorie

The prettiest of all girls. And who is kind, sharing, confident, and good at a ton of thing.

Wow is that Emorie gosh she's cool

by Brogan W September 19, 2020

Empiricist

One that believes experience, especially of the senses, is the only source of knowledge.

An Empiricist is a philosopher or a sage. A person with great knowledge.

by Julio N. November 4, 2007

Emporia

A bunk ass town in Kansas. It lies between Topeka and Wichita. It's a small town, so there's not much to do but drink, get high, have sex, and kill people.

Emporia is the home of the Krishn.

by JAA1991 January 2, 2010

Falgo's Emporium

A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.

Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair of Nike Airs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.

by DonutGee October 25, 2011

EMPORORER

amusing deliberate misspelling of "emperor."

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare I AM THE EMPORORER OF ALL MY DATAS, and I will get righteously indignant if Facebook uses my datas contrary to the how I imagine I want them to, rather than read the new Facebook guidelines or investigate its privacy settings.

by willwhim December 5, 2012

emporer

one that can not type correctly whilst maintaining a steady speed.

sadi, waht, teh, oen

by owned January 29, 2004