emeril tea set

The act similar to an emeril. To masturbate into one's had and apply one's man juice on a victim's face/lips while proceeding to tea bag this individual. In classical literature the perpetrator would then proceed to take a picture use it to convince the victim’s acquaintances that you found this picture in his room on his desk next to his lube/tissues.

Dude, do I need to give you the emeril tea set?

by Pucci February 28, 2003

emeril ache

having pain because of wanting to emeril and not doing it

I was really suffering from an emeril ache, that bitch was so annoying. She deserved it.

by skankwhore December 23, 2003

The Emeril

After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"

Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.

by Tas989 January 4, 2008

The Emeril

"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch

The Emeril:

1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.

2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!

Wow, I wanna give that chic The Emeril...give her some pizzaz!!!

by Gozer the Gozerian August 28, 2008

The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

by Todd Todd September 26, 2009

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

the Emeril

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"

Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"

by Theodis Bergstein June 22, 2006