Emelie

A bitch, doesnt think for others, and a queef nugget

Friend: Is that Emelie?
Other Friend: You mean queef nugget Emelie?

by UrbanDictionary.com Official November 2, 2021

Emelie

Have you ever got hit by a car without getting hurt, because the car was made out of jelly? Well, thats kind of how it is to meet an Emelie. At first, you are shocked, because something hits you out of nowhere. Then you get relieved that you didn't get injured from this clumsy, high-paced thing. Then you get confused. You are struggling to interpret the situation. You have a lot of questions, and no answers. Finally, you just decide to put away your questions and just join the sweet ride. Pretty quickly, you realize that as much as it was very unique and gorgeous from the outside, it is even more beautiful on the inside.

As you can see, if you are lucky enough to ever get hit by an Emelie, you shouldn't be afraid, meet your fear and join the ride. There will be bucket hats in the gloves compartment and Swedish indie pop on the radio.

I'm so glad i got hit by Emelie.

by The Urban not-so-urban Writer April 18, 2020

Emelie

real rat

omg Emelie is such a ratso.
yes i know.

by Vidaaaaaaaaa August 11, 2022

Emelie

Worst person ever. No one wants an emelie. they are ugly disgosting creature. If you ever meet someone named emelie run. run for your life.

Person 1: Oh shit its an Emelie
Person 2: OMG RUUUUUUUN!!!
Person1 - 2 Runs
Person 2: gets captured and dies.
Person 1: sad

by EmelieHater January 23, 2023

Emelie

She is absolutley amazing. She has Two big crushes. She like candy and especially the strawbarry-flavoured ones. She don't like school, and her most hated subject is math. She also got a pet. It's a black skinny cat. One of her biggest dreams is to travel to bora bora and She would like to meet The president of the US. some time in her life. You Can describe her life like : HAKUNA MATATA

Emelie is fantastic

by Kardassshhian May 23, 2017

Emelie

God‘s most perfect creature. Her angel‘s voice will heal every man‘s worst thoughts. Coushin lips make you loose sense of reality when they whisper words of love into your ears. Her laugh the most addicting high - her tears the worst comedown.

* teacher in history class*

„Back in 300 B.C. Zeus and Amor had a fight about Emelie“

by tornadobenz December 4, 2022

Emelie

coolest non-binary dude ever

“have u seen emelie today?”
“yeah they’re with some cool people cause they’re cool”

by fishlover56 November 21, 2023