1. The ultimate Mary Sue fantasy race.
They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.
2. A Mary Sue Tolkien race.
They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.
2. A Mary Sue Tolkien race.
My elf figher/mage/thief who dual-weilds +10 scimitars of speed is named "Caraistlehoff" and scores with hot elven women every night!
by Killing Kittens July 18, 2006
the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.
by Lunchbox330 April 05, 2008
Same principles as LOL..Lmao...Rofl......whatever the kids are saying these day...
So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.
So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.
by RavE-To-ThE-GravE August 13, 2009
When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
by Bantadant January 19, 2020
Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.
by Tee...Royal-Tee April 10, 2008
Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.
by tard420 April 26, 2010