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elbonia

Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.

The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.

The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.

Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.

Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
We've moved all our call centers to Elbonia but we don't think anyone will notice.
by LGD May 19, 2004
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The Ebony Conspiracy

A conspiracy revolving around the idea that African Americans purposely allowed themselves to become enslaved in order to play the race card many generations later. This insures they will receive anything they want.
by ConspiracyOperator December 2, 2010
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Ebony

Ebony is a gorgeous, incredible, and outstanding person who has a beautiful heart. Any guy that dates her or even just gets the chance to talk to her is lucky. She will listen to your problem when you're sad, no matter if she is sad herself. She puts people before her. Ebony has an AMAZING sense of humor and has an incredible laugh and smile. She has a smile that will make you want to smile if you're sad. She is so fun to be around. Ebony has a great and bright future ahead of her. She will be famous for having an OUTSTANDING singing voice. She will melt your heart when you hear her sing. She is beautiful, she is perfect, she is stunning, she is amazing, she is 110%. She is just perfect, inside and out.
Ebony is Perfect
by PrawnyShauny September 3, 2013
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Ebony

Ebony is a fantastic girl. Everyone needs a person named Ebony in their life. She has a great smile and a good sense of humor. She also has the personality to bring up any down person. Attends to be shy at times but very loyal to the friends she has. She will go out her way to help others before herself.
That girl Ebony is a great friend to have!
Have you talked to Ebony yet? She's awsome!
by BwatsBih May 9, 2018
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Ebony

The type of woman you want to spend the rest of your life with.....witty, goal driven, super sexy....
A woman out of your league...
A goddess
JJ: man I was at the mall about to preorder madden and this woman walked in the food court....damn she was bad
BE: damn dude seems like you ran across a Ebony....
by cheezehead86 July 2, 2010
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ebony

an excellent name... great personality.... alwaysz there to talk to, funny!!!
is ebony going to be there.....
yes...
awsome!!!!!
by stevie boi June 24, 2011
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Ebony Jenkins

A literal idol who walked so Beyonce could run.
Beyonce: Ebony Jenkins just taught me how to sing, she's such a god!
by flveam October 15, 2019
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