egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

by Marney21 August 6, 2007

egotisticalposttwitt

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?

ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"

by uran8she June 9, 2011

Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012

Egotistical cunt

Highest tier of ego. Always talks about themselves and downs others. Probably only use discord and have little to no friends In real life. Thinks they are #1 but really nobody enjoys being around them. They also most likely only refer to animes as comebacks and nothing else.

Wow Sora you are an Egotistical cunt.

Your being mean karma you Egotistical cunt.

by BartholomewThe3rdRequium June 21, 2022

Bicycle Egotism

The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.

Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.

by doktorj February 21, 2014

Egotistical

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm egotistical, i'm an egosexual

by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007