Eeyore Titties 

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.

Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.

Eeyore Titties by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011

Eeyore Shirts 

The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.

She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?

Eeyore Shirts by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012

eeyore party 

An acid (LSD) party.

Guy 1:"Hey, wanna go to a eeyore party tonight?"
Guy 2:"Probably, what's that?"
Guy 1:"Look it up on the internet."

eeyore party by Fugiware April 25, 2009

SAD eeyore 

Suck A Dick Eeyore: when someone is too sad or exhausted to go through with a sexual favor, but goes through with it anyways.

He cornered me outside and gave me the SAD Eeyore.

SAD eeyore by cashurmomouside February 6, 2017

eeyorish 

Depressed; i.e., 'down in the dumps', feeling somewhat down. As characterized by the 'Winnie The Pooh' donkey character 'Eeyore'.

He's acting rather 'eeyorish' this morning.

eeyorish by Dr.GrayBrow October 2, 2003

eeyorish 

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

eeyorish by monkey October 2, 2003

eeyorish 

Eeyorish-compared to "winnie the pooh" character of Eeyor, the always-sad-and-depressed-so-dont-look-at-me donkey.

Used as to described the feelings of depression/gloominess.

Why are you so eeyorish today?

eeyorish by Ha! like i'd tell u December 30, 2003