Ed Sheeran

Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.

"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."

by edsheeran/jesus August 7, 2012

Ed Sheeran

He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.

If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.

new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.

ed sheeran doesn't need an example.

by stuart camp September 29, 2012

ed sheeran

some shitty singer who cant even sing

if you want to get ear cancer then go listen to ed sheeran

by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020

ed sheeran

a fucking ginger whore

ed sheeran sucks ass

by ultimate swaggster February 7, 2021

ed sheeran

a sheep

⟟ went to the sheep’s concert last week (ed sheeran)

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

ed sheeran 2

one of quackitys good friends, he is ed sheeran 2

“hey have you heard of ed sheeran 2”
“yes, he is a really cool guy”

by mr305bussy June 29, 2021

Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy

Best mf you could ever meet, will slay people and other creatures like your bed bugs for you and commit arson occasionally.
Semi-aggressive when you reject their compliments though, gotta use a bat to shut up💔

They are the Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy.

by Jordan_Ackerman July 1, 2021