emosexual

to have a continually questionable sexual orientation

Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.

by Rick Sauer February 7, 2007

Hectosexual

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.

by Wezas November 11, 2005

emosexual

n.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!

2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!

by David Dempke April 5, 2005

Octosexual

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.

Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!

by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012

Eurosexual

Eurosexuality is a modern and culturally specific form of lifestyle. Found to be exemplified in up-beat modern Europeans (usually men), whose dress code is highly distinguishable, consisting of nothing but high quality brand label clothing including Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. It involves the will to actively partake in bodily care that may be considered feminine or "girly", whilst possessing the ability to grow bodily hair to a vast degree and displaying one's manhood via macho gestures, tough guy speech and sexually beckoning displays towards the opposite sex and overall, maintaining an abundantly straight sexual preference that is considered eager rather than chauvinistic. Not to be confused with metrosexual, where the subject exhibits bisexual tendencies. Mostly found in male teenagers from European descent that posses a knowledge of current trends in today’s society, yet no matter the immediate environment, atmosphere or climate, choose to proudly display their ethnicity via trendy, up beat, neutral coloured clothing including blacks, greys browns and dark blues. Chains or ear piercing are also a distinguishing feature, yet the most blatant is the excellent coordination between items of clothing.

One who has rugged yet trendy facial hair, dark denim jeans, tight upper body T-shirt, silver neck chains and tidy, yet practical shoes and who also exhibits a strong attraction to the opposite sex and who lives as one of European descent, may be considered Eurosexual.

by Wogking January 7, 2006

emosexual

A kid/teen/person (male or female)in the emo scene who is interested in dating either mostly or only, other kids/teens/persons(male or female)of the emo scene. Sometimes you can't tell whether or not they are male or female, but that's not always the case.

Jock: "That emo chic over there is kind of hot."
Emo: "You have no chance, she's emosexual. You're not her type."

by Court4282 January 29, 2008

Egosexual

One who is only sexually attracted to his/herself.

Lady GaGa is egosexual considering she is only attracted to herself.

by g-rilla July 30, 2010