Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

Elastapussy

When the pussy is so extreme that it can grip on any man’s cock with intense tightness

“Damn nigga that pussy extreme!” “ Fuck! you never had no elastapussy before?”

by Poopsnitch69 February 4, 2023

Elastic Pipeline

When a male dumps into a condom and then freezes it. then uses it as a dildo on a female.

baby, lets take the elastic pipeline out of the freezer and use it.

by Johnathon Degrace June 19, 2009

elastomania

Elasto Mania, familiarly Elma/Across 2 (published in January 2000), is a very addictive 2-D motorbike simulation game, based on a real physical model. It normally divides the opinions very strictly, people either love or hate it. Most love :)

In the game, you have to complete various stages, levels by collecting all the apples as fast as possible and then touching the flower. So, the idea is very simple and might sound a bit boring but it definetly is not. Maybe it's just the simple idea which makes the game so addictive.

"Hey Jamie, What is the best computer game of all time?" "Well Tim I would have to say Elastomania." "I agree"

by Jamoi March 25, 2005

emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.

That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

elastic girl

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas

Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.

by 7akeshi September 10, 2018