erroneousapostrophe

Excessive punctuation by illiterate fools.

The sign in the café said, 'Chips and Pea's'.
The plural 'peas' would have been sufficient, the sign has an erroneousapostrophe.

by erroneousapostrophe September 15, 2007

Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).

I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!

by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009

Do you make your own earrings?

A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.

Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?

by Murry June 20, 2020

Erroneous

Wrong, or of being wrong, or from of being of from wrong (or an error, if that makes more sense)

David: so, you're like, an artificial program?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Indeed, I am. I was created by the government to converse with interesting people such as yourself, so that I may improve upon current human knowledge of artificial intelligence.

David: you mean you were created by the army to test the army's knowledge of a.i., right?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! You are mistaken! Your logic is falable! Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous!

David: erroneous? isn't that, like, a greek god, or something?

M4573R C0MPU73R: Wrong! Erroneous! Erroneous!

by nubluva April 29, 2006

dragon earring

A jewelry item worn by a warlock in times of loneliness when on a great quest for his beloved maiden. Best if accompanied by wooden staff and dragon ring(s!).

"Oh my god, he's wearing the dragon earring. run away...fast!"
or:
"the dragon earring nearly reached his shoulder. my, the snout hung low."

by horrified maiden May 6, 2008

ankle earrings

the act of homosexual intercourse whereby one man holds the others ankles up over his shoulders near his own head, whilst fucking him up the arse! see also anlkle holder

ONE GAY MAN TO THE OTHER: whats ur favourite position?
THE OTHER GAY MAN: oh i love to do ankle earrings, u can get in his tight arse nice an deep!

by jonboi October 19, 2005

I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).

I was totally hitting on Breanna the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.

by sizzam January 11, 2009