earbuds

poor people’s airpods

broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke

by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019

earbummer

when a wet dick goes in your ear

Im not in the mood for an earbummer right now.

by jackie and lindsay October 24, 2003

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Earbuds

a place for you to listen to porn without getting caught in class

Person 1: I got some earbuds....
Person 2: What are you doing with them?
Person 1: Getting a boner

by Big asss ballsack May 5, 2023

Earbuds Syndrome

When someone is wearing earbuds to isolate themselves from the society.

Nobody can approach that girl because she has Earbuds Syndrome. Whether I'm seeing her on the street or at the gym, she is wearing earbuds.

by Kentich January 4, 2024

Phantom Earbuds

When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.

Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now

by MonkeyGoo:/ October 18, 2021

ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.

"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021