[when the eagle shits] 

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.

"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"

[when the eagle shits] by mollywop67 February 28, 2009

Desert Eagle 

Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.

Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.

Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.

Desert Eagle by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004

Freedom eagle

A unit of currency equivalent to one U.S. Dollar

$100 dollarydoos is equivalent to 78 freedom eagles.

Freedom eagle by mayanaze April 26, 2021

All-American Eagle Rejects 

Clothes from American Eagle that you don't buy because they don't fit or you don't like them. Based off of the band, "The All-American Rejects"

Vicky- So did you buy that green sweater?

Sandy- No, it ended up being an All-American Eagle Reject.

Stacy- Those clothes are All-American Eagle Rejects, can you go put them back?

Leah- Sure thing.

All-American Eagle Rejects by Nancy Drew 5000 September 5, 2009

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

Spastic Eagle by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Eagle View middle school 

A place where the fakes reproduce. Also known as the thot breeding grounds.

God Damn it, its fucking eagle view middle school in here!

Eagle View middle school by Ragooin,69 June 9, 2018

eagles ending 

a movie that is good all the way through, but has a horrible ending.

this is due to the fact that the eagles always choke when it comes to the playoffs, which is why they always have a bad ending without a super bowl victory.

Jake: Wow, that shitty ending ruined the whole movie.
Tom: Yeah I know. What an eagles ending.
Jake: Indeed.

eagles ending by ronious January 10, 2010