slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs

If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!

by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018

Dizzy in my eyeballs

When u do that one crack toke, not expecting anything spectacular to come out of it, then, BAMMM.. ur eyeballs start to shake and u see stars!

Hey, r u ok?
Hey yea, I'm ok, I'm better than ok. I just got dizzy in my eyeballs from that toke!

by QweneT to u bitch August 29, 2025

Eyeball Sac Slam

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.

I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend

by nrbrown March 31, 2009

little brown eyeball

Another term for the anus. Refers to the eyeball quality of the anus when viewed from certain angles or positions because of its uncanny ability to look at or see through a person.

When I was taking her doggy style, her little brown eyeball soulfully gave me a wink of approval.

by sbp1029 October 21, 2013

EBR (EyeBall Rape)

Any photograph so hideously over processed through the misuse of HDR manipulation that it can be deemed to be guilty of 'EyeBall Rape"

Having spent a small fortune on a DSLR the rookie urban explorer felt that he needed to post-process his shots to look like Scooby Doo cartoons in an epic HDR/ EBR (EyeBall Rape) fest.

by rotate13 June 16, 2013

Mk1 eyeball

Short for "Mark One Eyeball". Refers to using unaided vision to spot something, as opposed to binoculars, radar, etc. Commonly used by military internet know it alls to confuse people in an argument.

Actually you could overwhelm a CBG's defenses with about twenty five small craft attacking from all points of the compass due to the in ability of Ageis to lock onto a small target effectively in the sea clutter. Most confrontations in the Persian Gulf have been observed and started by lookouts using the MK1 eyeball.

by Supaphr33k August 23, 2010

eyeballer

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.

You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?

by chensi February 8, 2009