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Pre-Ex Status

A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
by Ditno October 3, 2011
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Civic Ex Spyder

The outcome of taking a hacksaw to a Honda Civic Ex and adding sweet fenders to it. Not only does it look retarded it also allows the car to fold up like a can during any sort of accident.
Dude, check out my sweet whip. Yeah I call it my Civic Ex Spyder.

Wow, that car is almost as bad as Civic Ex Spyder.
by Khor October 24, 2006
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ex sex

(v.) To indulge in sexual intercourse with a former partner.
Have some ex sex-you know what she likes!
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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Pre-Ex 'Sex'

The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.
When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!
by YAWA November 24, 2019
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ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.
She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.
by eucalyptus trees in the sunset October 24, 2008
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Ex Simp

A person who was a simp but no longer is a simp
Tom is a Ex Simp, good for him
by Marcos_440 April 12, 2020
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ex-straight

1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.

2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.
1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.

2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.
by M. Warren December 20, 2005
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