Estonian Pancake

The messiest, most problematic and diarrhetic shit mankind has ever seen. Done for the sole purpose of making your husband clean it up.

I will smear my Estonian pancakes all over the toilet, the floor, and the walls.

by Ew but yas December 30, 2018

estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011

Estonian Kiss

Kissing using their dicks. Touching of two dicks.

I just got Estonian kissed by John. FML!!!

by Red dead redemption October 9, 2016

Estonian Cheese Mongrel

An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.

I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.

by The Ugly Truth November 17, 2009

estonian cheese

When host throws you out of his house because you ate something from their fridge

That douche estonian cheesed me in the middle of the night

by anVlad11 November 21, 2018

Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.

Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii

by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022

Estonian Exenity

When your friend wants you to fuck them but you are in the middle of cloning everything in your house so you accidentally clone your friend with your penis inside and now you have two penises and two friends.

I gave Arnibald the Estonian Exenity last night.

by Tomsklvr33 March 16, 2026