ESP

1. extrasensory perception.
2. extra soft pussy.
3. extra short peter.

1. I got esp I can read your mind.
2. Kathy's got esp.
3. John's got esp.

by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009

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1.)East. Side. Pride. 2.)Something attained by living on the east side and being proud of it.

K-10 and Wal-T Marie will be reppin that ESP even after they move out of the state.

by Kiercon9000 April 12, 2011

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The ESP(Earwig Secret Police) is an organization of people you are devoted to saving the human race from the common threat of the earwig. This group consists of a President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, a Driver, and Dan the Cameraman. The arch nemesis of the ESP is the AESP(Anti Earwig Secret Police). If you try to screw with the ESP don't forget that they do what they want.

Charlie: Hey have you heard about them ESP
guys?
Brandon: Hur hur hur yeah I heard they do
what they want.
Charlie: I wish I could do what I wanted.
(sad face)

by Jack Dicks October 30, 2008

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Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constant extreme.

"How did you know I was horny?"
"I have ESP"

by NotARapist April 21, 2005

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