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Cows show potential to be the new power plants

A new study suggests that some of the microorganisms found in cow waste may provide a reliable source of electricity.
Results showed that the microbes in about a half a liter of rumen fluid – fermented, liquefied feed extracted from the rumen, the largest chamber of a cow's stomach – produced about 600 millivolts of electricity. That's about half the voltage needed to run one rechargeable AA-sized battery, said Ann Christy, a study co-author and an associate professor of food, agricultural and biological engineering at Ohio State University.
by Oliverpoo October 23, 2005
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fatic electricity

when a 200+ pound FAT girl touches countless metal objects and is shocked by all. A bad idea to get gas if you're experiencing this phenomenon.
Fat Girl - "Oh my gosh!!!! this door knob keeps f-in shockin me!!!"
The Other Person - "Must be your FATIC ELECTRICITY!"
by DZH October 21, 2010
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Static electricity

Static Electricity was discovered in an incredibly large box by 4 Tax Collectors. So far, almost 3 applications have been found for it.

In the olden days it was used to drain the colour out of the world, and make everyone walk too fast.

These days however, it is mainly used for Special Effects, used in such films as The Blair Witch Project.

In 600 BC it was discovered that rubbing a piece of amber with cat fur would cause it to attract small pieces of paper. This discovery led to the invention of the first apparatus for the mass production of static electricity, in which a number of cats are attached to the rim of a rotating wheel, aligned such that their fur comes into contact with a specially shaped block of amber.

Maintenance of the device proved to be almost impossible as any engineer attempting to remove the wheel from its mountings would be instantly lacerated by the sharp claws of the highly charged cats, so the 17th century German scientist Otto von Guericke improved on the design by replacing the cats with balls of sulphur.

By this time the uses for static electricity were growing in number and variety, and maintaining the supply of cats and sulphur presented great problems. A method of storing and transporting static electricity was clearly needed.

Early attempts to use cardboard boxes for this job proved unreliable and dangerous, as the electricity would leak from the bottom of the box and cause contamination of the ground. This proved especially problematic for sheep farmers as the escaped electricity would cause the sheeps' wool to stand on end. Any slight breeze would pick up the sheep and carry them for miles, much like a dandelion seed.

Enter the Dutch physicist Pieter van Musschenbroek who hit upon the revolutionary idea of storing the electricity in a bottle. This proved much more reliable because a simple cork could be used to prevent the electricity from spilling out. His invention was titled the Leyden jar because nobody could remember how to spell "van Musschenbroek".
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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Can you feel the electricity?

A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.
Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?

Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!
by ryanthunder July 21, 2012
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saving on electricity

"Are you saving on electricity here or something?"

-A sacastic rhetorical question. The basic meaning is "turn on the lights/heat/ other electrical appliance."
Are you saving on electricity in here is do you like the darkness?
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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liquid electricity

*takes a sip of Mc Donald's sprite* yo this shit can turn on a car it's that liquid electricity.
by @pityopussylipsonlive February 5, 2021
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the electricity

That specific type of energy you unlock when you finally stop masking and people-pleasing. It's when you decide to reclaim the raw, messy, vibrant version of yourself that existed before society traumatized you into being boring. The exact opposite of feeling dead inside.
I just want the electricity back.
The current that ran through me
before I learned to fear the surge.

I am done with the polite smile,
the one that stops at the teeth.
I want the laugh that hurts.
I want to feel the weather
instead of just dressing for it.

I want to listen to the voice
I strangled into a whisper
just to keep the peace.

I don’t need perfect.
I just need mine.

The unapologetic,
vibrant,
messy version of me
who existed before the doubt set in.

She is coming back.
I am leaving the door unlocked.

I'm tired of performing for everyone else; I just need to find the electricity again.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 16, 2026
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