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Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.
It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?
by T Money November 22, 2004
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edistsew

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ghetto mystic term.
a Rubidoux,ca. term that means "an action either positive or negative created to balance the scales of life.

This term is used when ever a person dies or is killed for a worthy cause as deemed by the "hood" . It also refers to G*D in man as one entity and a oneness to all things .
edistsew all day 'erriday

edistsew for life

edistsew as a place or person.
he came from the edistsew.
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the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.
Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.
by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015
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Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus
I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011
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eddisfaction

Like eddisfriction but without the follow thru, something that edd approves the use of due to excessive testing and questioning, and therefore is safe and exceptable for the use of others. A responce of being punished or disiplined for using something without eddifaction is common.
Well... too be honest.. if ur not looking for a small car like a mini, why would you get anything other than a 306... a 306 is a good family car with eddisfaction.. what do you want from me?
by Kluke January 19, 2004
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The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...
Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.
by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019
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Edis

Usually a surname origins are from the Greek Ages.
The Edis' have largely died out, however a few small families remail in Western Europe and in the Greek Islands.
The Edis' were renouned Spiritualists and deep-thinkers and it is this combination that made them highly respected members of society.
The female members of the Edis' are known to be fiercely independant and staunch believers in what is right and just.
The male members of the Edis' are known to be hard workers and great providers of their family.
All that's missing from my household is an Edis.
I aspire to be an Edis.
by Louise Bagshawe February 7, 2010
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