epiphany

In which Kim Seokjin, the god and president of South Korea showed the world his talent and promptly ended all haters.

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Yup.

Therefore, epiphany is a masterpiece

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Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

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epiphany

a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.

I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...

by Flamingo Art April 10, 2010

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Lutheran Epiphany

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015

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Percocet Epiphany

When One takes too many Percocet and begins having pop culture epiphanies.

Kathy had a Percocet Epiphany and realized the man that played Gaston in Beauty and the Beast shot and killed the dragon in The Hobbit!!!!

by Gandalf the Purple November 19, 2017

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Boredom Epiphany

The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.

Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.

((Boredom Epiphany))

You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life.

by wave103 July 8, 2009

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