dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018

Dwight Schrute

The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)

Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*

by _DwightSchrute_ July 9, 2020

Dwight

A. An insult to say that you are unusually strange.
B. Someone who you should fear because of his or her physical power; or more specifically, someone who has a purple belt in karate.

both versions derive from Dwight Schrute from The Office.

A.
Carlson: Eugene, did you just see that guy eat that worm?
Eugene: Dude, he is such a Dwight.
B.
Rafael: Maxene! I could crush you into a million pieces, just as I have crushed this brick.
Maxene: Rafael, don't be such a Dwight. You're scarying me!

by bsmea October 22, 2006

Dirty Dwight

Act of taking pictures of your 7-10 inch penis and masterbating to them.

Jack was doing the dirty Dwight but had to stop when his mom walked in on him.

by PB online December 8, 2018

Dwight Shrute

Dwight Shrute is a character from the hit Television show, The Office. Dwight is the biggest, baddest mofo on telivision. Watch out, cause he'll dust your bin! He also owns a beat farm and put a live cat in a freezer. It died.

Sandro- Hey guy, did you watch the office last night?

Bill- Yeah man, Dwight Shrute is BOSS!

by Sanchez Cholo Ramirez February 5, 2009

dwight ruffin

The most annoying guy you will ever meet,gayest, faggot est, nigga on the planet. Think of a black rapest from prison. Now think of a petofile. That's Dwight don't go to sleep if you see his just like the boogy man.

I hate that Dwight Ruffin Muffin.

by xxxwer October 1, 2017

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.

Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018