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flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.
by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008
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Dutchican

Half Dutch and half Mexican person or thing.
So where's the dad from? Holland. And the mom? Mexico... Ahh so it's a Dutchican baby!!!
by BinaryStar April 13, 2008
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Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct
If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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Stinky dutchman

When you give you friend a dutch rudder whilst on the toilet hanging a shit !!
Fuck old mate was hammered last night he gave shorty a stinky Dutchman for a couple of smokes ..
by gproz June 16, 2017
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Sour Dutchman

When your face runs into someone's booty. This is also true if someone elses face runs into your booty.

Usually by accident.
I leaned over to tie my shoe and I Sour Dutchmaned that kid. Oops.
by Sunless Pants June 15, 2018
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Dutching

Acting like an asshole not in insulting way. Most dutch people act like an assholes. They don't want to insult you but just make fun.
Guy 1: He is acting like an asshole again.
Guy 2: Nah don't worry, he is just dutching.
by Mr.PolskaTheGiantAmongMidgets February 28, 2021
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running dutchman

the act in which a male holds his friends penis while his friend simutaneously holds his partners penis and the pair uses their free hand to grasp the opposites arm while pumping until achieving mutual ejaculation.
evan and ben could not get girlfriends so they gave each other the running dutchman.
by merlin11 August 15, 2011
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