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Get the Harry Dumbarton mug.It's the elite of dumb, or rather alumnus, which some consider the perfection of stupidity, to surpass what some only refer to as 'full retard'. To become a Dumbarton, you must throw away any concept of brain activity, even having the ability to read this sentence makes you exempt from reaching the status of Dumbarton. Once anointed as a Dumbarton you become part of a brotherhood, with the benefits of; no responsibility for one's self or decision making skills, a secured spot on the autism spectrum, never hindered to ever utilize a toilet, and the mutant ability to have all your mistakes be considered accidents by all of law enforcement and society.
If not born a Dumbarton, you must be a graduate from the school. The entry level education accepts head trauma or severe drug overdoses, but not limited to those who were home schooled. It is possible to fake being a Dumbarton, but once done you cannot break character, in which our alumni with retard strength are assigned to beat you in public, similar to gangs, until you reach the proper amount of brain damage to correct your flaws of not being an authentic Dumbarton.
While we respect other organizations such as; The Church of Scientology, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and The Westboro Baptist Church, we do not associate with them. They're religious groups, so don't be a Dumbarton and assume we have anything to do with that shit.
If not born a Dumbarton, you must be a graduate from the school. The entry level education accepts head trauma or severe drug overdoses, but not limited to those who were home schooled. It is possible to fake being a Dumbarton, but once done you cannot break character, in which our alumni with retard strength are assigned to beat you in public, similar to gangs, until you reach the proper amount of brain damage to correct your flaws of not being an authentic Dumbarton.
While we respect other organizations such as; The Church of Scientology, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and The Westboro Baptist Church, we do not associate with them. They're religious groups, so don't be a Dumbarton and assume we have anything to do with that shit.
Dumbarton Professor: "What's the first rule of being a Dumbarton?"
Recruit: "Uhh..."
Dumbarton Professor: "You've got potential kid!"
Recruit: "Uhh..."
Dumbarton Professor: "You've got potential kid!"
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a: "Your gut is so big, if i threw a cheeto at you it would revolve around it."
b: "Your brain is so dumb that it can't even do stuff."
c: "DUMBACK!"
b: "Your brain is so dumb that it can't even do stuff."
c: "DUMBACK!"
by sike moda November 12, 2009
Get the dumback mug.a kid who thinks hes all bad, acts like hes superior to everyone else, an idiot, someone who trys to get all of the attention,
kids who listen to icp, kmk, hu, hed pe...
thinks everyone else is SO "immature" and
thinks everyone copies him...
kids who listen to icp, kmk, hu, hed pe...
thinks everyone else is SO "immature" and
thinks everyone copies him...
that kid is so dumbace, he acts like everyone copies him by listening to hed pe. but i liked it way before him.
that kid is a dumbace, shouting out the answers even though they are wrong.
that girl is a dumbace, trying to make an appearance when she came late to school...
that kid is a dumbace, shouting out the answers even though they are wrong.
that girl is a dumbace, trying to make an appearance when she came late to school...
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 16, 2008
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Get the Dumbacles mug.Noun/Adjective: A word used to describe someone that's entirely stupid in their actions or the way they go about things. Devoid of all common sense, a dumbaclart is someone who doesn't realise their mistakes until they have already made them.
Alex: wait what was the homework again?
Jack: Did you not listen to Mr Chan? Find out yourself you absolute dumbaclart.
Jack: Did you not listen to Mr Chan? Find out yourself you absolute dumbaclart.
by triggytriggy July 19, 2019
Get the dumbaclart mug.“When the president was elected it turned into a dumbasty instead of a democracy”
“Our country is officially run by a dumbasty, we are so screwed”
“Our country is officially run by a dumbasty, we are so screwed”
by King dumb October 2, 2020
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