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Andy Dufresne

In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
Andy Dufresne by Sexburrito December 13, 2006
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Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

Any time you use the word "gay" to describe something you don't like. It is based on the tv edumercials staring Hillary Duff. The commercials are intended to stop this use of the word "gay" which is in itself a good cause, but the commercials are so ridiculous that they have become a joke on their own.
guy 1: Hey did you hear that Mr. Garcia is collecting our current events TODAY??? That's so gay!

guy 2: Hey man, Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

The Duffinator 

MC Duffy aka The Duffinator is a “dark” rapper hailing from Birmingham, UK. Specialising in street poetry, Duffinator has collaborated with prolific producer/MC Dave Neurotic and fellow MC Young Zeus on supertracks “GYM” and “Lethal”, as well as solo hit “bad boy bside demo”.

Duffinator’s perhaps most famous contribution to date is his epic verse on “GYM” with the rhyme “Bustin’ weights, with my mates, do whatever it takes, we get ourselves in states, my heart beats in higher rates”. This catchy refrain and the profound lyrics have received critical acclaim among viewers:

"This definitely got my heart beating at higher rates."
"This could be the greatest thing I have ever seen."
"I have to agree...the way they have deconstructed the human condition continues to astound and inspire me. They have subverted the daily grind by reducing it to a basic act of physical exertion with one's mates. And who doesn't want to "Do whatever it takes" when it comes to pushing through the mundane nature of life and achieving one's goals. Genius."

A self-professed “retired badboy”, The Duffinator also has an interest in catering, which he studies at college (subject of another eulogistic tribute – “Catering” – which he describes as “one for collage sic”).

Duffinator’s inspirations include “Eminem, D12, 50 Cent and Drum an sic Bass".
“My mc name is THE DUFFINATOR Also known as mc Duffy. I have been rapping since the age of 16 after I left a rock band I was in for a year. I found I could write poetry and my poems sounded good to Hip Hop. Now I’m working on a book and an album.” – The Duffinator (2011)

“BUSTIN WAAAAYTS, WIV MY MAAYYTTES, I DO WHATEVER IT TYYYYKES” - bombur3
Carrying a large amount of money on you at once
I’m carrying a duffle through the bar.
Duffle by JeremyHangro February 22, 2019
An acronym that stands for "Dressing up for Jesus". This refers to dressing/being forced to dress up all nice for church so that other families (but mainly Jesus) will think you're a great person.
"Did you see Kim after she went to church on Sunday? She looked hot, but she was just DUFJ."
DUFJ by KeenanAndKim April 21, 2008

Dufonked 

A form of torture that simulates drowning by sticking the victim's face in pudding. Also known as pudding boarding.
"After being dufonked, Larry had pudding nightmares for years."
Dufonked by Angelica 2 October 13, 2008