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duceing

The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.
I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.
by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009
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duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.
by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018
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Nitrous Douchide

Similar to the effect nitrous oxide has for a car, but in this case it gives an intense energy boost to a douche bag. Also it is not necessarily a specific object or substance that provides the boost, but something of the douche bags preference that motivates him/her to preform extreme douche deeds.
We all know that frappuccino is Pete's Nitrous Douchide in the morning, its what keeps his douche side awake and douching.
by DrLoveee August 24, 2010
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Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!
by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012
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Douching

Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.
Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.
by WhoDatFreshBoi January 22, 2019
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dechinglish

The act of editing a document poorly written in English by a native Chinese speaker into smoother wording.
The paperwork I received from China was so awkward I was forced to dechinglish it for 2 hours before it was readable.
by Bigduckz June 18, 2008
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Dachia

Powerful woman, smart, beautiful, talented, hardworking, and fun loving life of the party girl. Dachia is a major procrastinator but superior at multitasking when a deadline approaches. Dachia's biggest fear is public speaking its basically her Kryptonite.
Dachia is imported from England and is bold and beautiful.
by diggitydac February 28, 2010
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