drunktion

Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.

man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.

by the original anarchist March 17, 2009

drunkbookin

Using Facebook in any manor while intoxicated to hate on those that need to be hated on while you are drunk.

She got drunk and all pissed off at that bitch, so she started hating on her and as a result found herself on Facebook drunkbookin her like the bitch she is.

by Spencetronigga November 15, 2010

Drunktionality

Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)

Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)

by Real_Whirled June 29, 2011

drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

by bdjj October 3, 2012

Drunkcoordinated

The coordination (or lack thereof) of someone who is drunk.

George just spent ten minutes trying to grab a bag of chips but ended up throwing them around instead; he's so drunkcoordinated.

by AlcoholicDaughter May 3, 2013

Drunktonamus

To define somewhere who has drunken so much alcohol to the point they are on the verge of blacking out.

Jason was so drunktonamus that he spent half the night talking to himself in the mirror and thought he made a new friend.
Hillary proclaimed to her friends that she was gonna get drubktonamus tonight by playing many drinking games.

by KingDoubleC June 14, 2019

DrunkTommy

Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.

Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest

by I_want_tacos August 18, 2022