drunk fuckery 

The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.

Best done with your freaky friends.

Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.

Person 1: Incredible!

drunk fuckery by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020

Drink-Fuck 

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.

Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.

Drink-Fuck by jazz4 May 6, 2011

too drunk to fucktion 

"Too drunk to fucktion" is a more specified spin-off from the term "too drunk to function" referring to someone being so intoxicated from alcohol that they can no longer perform even the simplest sexual acts with someone. This includes but is not limited to kissing, de-clothing either oneself or another, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal and anal intercourse. Once someone has reached this level of intoxication, it is often followed by violent vomiting and/or passing the fuck out.

Nick: "Hey, you're really drunk. You could barely get your shirt off in that game of strip poker. "
Evan: "Yeah and when I was trying to make out with you earlier you kept licking my face instead"
Kitty: "That's..cause...I'm....too drunk to fucktion!" (Kitty begins puking into a beer pong cup)

too drunk to fucktion by m olro October 26, 2011

I’m one drunk mother fucker 

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

I’m one drunk mother fucker by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021

Fuck it Drink 

The Fuck it Drink is the one drink that puts you over your limits.
Drinking the Fuck it Drink you know your either going to have an awesome night or all hell is going to break loose.
The Fuck it Drink is the drink you have to lose all fears, inhibitions, and insecurities.

Oh shit this is my Fuck it Drink, let's party.
I'm not drunk, I haven't had my Fuck it Drink.
Hey Pat, You better have your Fuck it Drink before you go over there to talk to that girl.

Fuck it Drink by Eric Highlander August 19, 2013

The Fuck a Dunk 

Fucking a girl from behind, while flushing her head in the toilet.

Last night at the FBJ party I went to the bathroom with this chick and did the fuck a dunk.

The Fuck a Dunk by Kunt Nation August 26, 2017

fucking drunk bitch 

1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.

" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"

fucking drunk bitch by Fuckingdrunkbitch November 6, 2006