deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021

Zeig mir deine pflaume

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.

Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!

by kaulitz_baby January 10, 2011

Dineli

Dineli is a really good friend who you can always trust. Dineli always has your back when you're in a bad situation and will do anything to help you. She is one of the nicest people I know and an awesome swimmer. Also don't get on her bad side, or else!

Dineli: Do you want to have a race in the pool?
Me: Sure
Dineli: 3...2...1...
Me: *swims as fast as can*
Dineli: *curves in front of me*
Me: Hey!

by Dineli's Friend October 3, 2011

Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner

“What are you doing tonight”
“Deine mutter.”

by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022

Resource Drainer

A person who knowingly drains resources of any kind.

A state benefit thief is a resource drainer.

A person employed in a role where they do very little work in exchange for a generous salary (usually large public organisations) is a resource drainer.

by MontyBurns104 March 19, 2012

grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008

dine and dash

When you leave a restaurant without paying; The most asshole thing you can do to a waiter/waitress

Waitress/Waiter: "Excuse me manager Bob, I just had a dine and dash on table 16. I walked away for a second to refill their drink and when I came back they were gone."

Manager Bob: "Well Suzie, I'm going to have to fire you, unless you can pay for their tab."

Waitress/Waiter: "Well fuck, that sucks."

by Niso December 31, 2007