drummer

a drummer is one underated musician who plays the drumkit, and is part of the rythm section along with the equally underated bassist. The drummer holds the beat down, and the rest of band use him to keep time. Without him the entire band would collapse, although he never gets any credit for this. Drummers are stereotypically portrayed as moronic, ugly, stupid non-musicians, but this is not always true. (Sometimes it si though.) In reality, the worst thing most drummers have ever done to anyone is the live drum solo, almost as bad as the live bass solo, but most drummers steer clear of this.

guitarist- 'ahaha, you're a drummer, youre stupid and cant read music!'
singer- 'ahaha as well! you dumb me beautiful!'
bassist- 'screw you two, the drummers my best friend!'
drummer- 'im the one who organises gigs, provides the transport, cooks the food...etc. and keeps time for this entire band of numbskulls who can barely follow a bloody mertonome!'
guitarist- 'ahaha, you dumb!'
drummer- 'sigh'

by Whiten0ise July 9, 2006

drummer

Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist

A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!

by shitastic October 11, 2004

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan January 3, 2008

Drummer's Syndrome

A condition similar to ADHD affecting all drummers who actually love what they do. It causes the drummer to play on any flat surface, vertical or horozontal, which exists within hand reach whenever he or she has at least 1 minute of boredom in band. Often scorned by other band members, conductors, and even other drummers, it is one of the few downsides to being a drummer.

1. Man, Ryan's Drummer's Syndrome is starting to annoy me.
2. Hey, Aaron, your Drummer's Syndrome is messing with our tuning. Mind stopping?

by dvdwinter9 December 4, 2006

drummers

the section of the band that for some reason happens to be quite hot. well at least the guys. watching thier hands is amazing.

Girl One: OhMyGosh! did you see that guy?! he is SO on the drumline!

Girl Two: No Duh! Drummers are totaly hot!

by grnphne2 January 28, 2009

drummer

Usually the sexiest member of the band. I've never met an ugly drummer.

I'd go out with a drummer anytime.

by Chick54321 December 9, 2009

Drummer Face

The face a drummer makes, often due to intense concentration. Typically, each drummer has a unique "drummer face" and they can be identified by said face. Oftentimes, the drummer does not even realizing they are making a face.

Jon: "Hey man, did you see that face Sammy was making when he play that Krupa beat?"
Tim: "bro, you ain't seen nothing til you see Hayden's drummer face. Guy looks ready to shred up a gorilla."
Jon: "damn! I gotta see that!"

by Swaggity McSwaggerpants February 23, 2015