dr pepper

The greatest soft drink to have ever been created, made originally in Waco, Texas.

It is brilliant.

touch my Dr Pepper and risk castration...

by DrPirate July 17, 2005

Dr.Penis

A doctor who tends to keep his fingers on your pubes longer than he should during a physical exam.

Dude, Dr.Penis just wouldn't let go of my package, I was like, "WTF! Get da fuck off mah penzorz!!!". I like when my female doctor is a Dr.Penis.

by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

dr phil

A quack who hypnotizes people like Kate Armstrong from Parnell and fills the airwaves with big words and fancy hand gestures.

Kate Armstrong, the naturopath from Parnell realising that she had an assignment due procrastinated by watching Dr Phil ridicule some poor guy with low self esteem. "Dr Phil you're a genius." She said with apparent disregard to the crap that came out of his mouth.

by t money June 7, 2004

Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

by Tkguardian April 16, 2015

Dr.Pepsi

Dr. Pepsi is when a women takes a can of Pepsi, and a can of Dr. Pepper, mixes it together and pours it down her asshole, making the male slurp it up.

Me: "I am very thirsty, how about you babe?"
Her: "I can make you Dr. Pepsi.."
Me: "What's that??"
Her: "Im going to take some Pepsi and Dr.Pepper, and pour it down my anal, making Dr.Pepsi"
Me: "Ok, let's get started"

by C_anal October 3, 2018

dr.phil

Dr.Phil is a daytime talk show host who is a disgrace to America. He constantly pretends to help people, everyone who appears on his show is most likely an actor. Is full of lifetimish quotes and sayings off Hallmark cards.

"I went to the counselor today, and she didn't even help, she's such a Dr. Phil!"

by Tiffany July 8, 2004

dr pepper

A soda who claims to be a doctor. You know all those scientists who claim to be doctors? Dr Pepper taught them everything it knows. Yes, I know it's hard to believe after all these years that Dr. Eggman taught by a soft drink.

In honor of the fine soft drink who taught them how to build stuff, Dr. Light and Dr. Wily built Protoman out of Dr Pepper cans.

by Crazed Ninja August 19, 2004