doughnut pants

Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

by flame thrower March 26, 2009

Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 25, 2013

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

by Mary November 24, 2003

Glazed doughnut

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.

Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!

by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

Powdered Doughnut Treatment

Tackling someone into the snow then shoving snow into their face.

After class we'll giving him the powdered doughnut treatment!

by MrX867 July 9, 2010

Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010

glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005