douchecunt

the female douchebag. someone who has sex with many partners who doesn't take care of her cunt.

eww! PL is a douchecunt!!

by mer & candice May 20, 2008

douchecast

When an actor/actress is cast for the same type of role over and over and is almost always the douchiest character.

I'm so tired of seeing Matthew McConaughey play the same character in every romantic comedy, that guy has been douchecast!

by bronzeon78 July 15, 2009

Douchecruise

a person that exceeds the boundaries of a duochecanoe,
or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.

"My boss is a raging Douchecruise!!!"

by Chode McGee May 26, 2007

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 3, 2008

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

Douchecunt

An annoying and dependent person

Hey Jerry stop being a fucking douchecunt

by Deadpool1215 December 3, 2018

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021