doubleday

a person or thing that is so mind numbingly boring or otherwise shit that it makes the day you spend in its presence twice as long.

that lecture was so shit, it was doubleday

by bhardwizzle January 12, 2010

Double Play

When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.

Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.

by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

sacrifice double play

Where there are runners at first and second and the batter grounds into a double play. The runner on first is forced out, as is the batter, but the runner on second moves over to third.

Hence, a sacrifice double play.

Also known as a San Francisco sacrifice.

With Schierholtz on first and Sandoval on second, Aubrey "Audrey" Huff hits a weak ground ball to second for a 4-6-3 double play.

Sandoval goes to third. A sacrifice double play. A San Francisco sacrifice.

by Downvoting Victim October 22, 2011

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

double play

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

Double Play

To play 2 people at the same time, while in a relationship with one of them.

“Anyone who commits a double play rarely ends well”

by MariRuff September 9, 2025

Doublelater

An Elevator with doors on both sides.

"I entered the doublelater on the left and exited on the right."

by ishkerbibble May 15, 2010