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When M$ Windows / DOS departs from the standards of real operating systems, creating headaches for developers and tech people in general.
That dosified php script will need to be stripped of carriage returns in order to be useful.
by Lee Newton January 27, 2009
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willy dosing

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the act of being intoxicated while riding a scooter, preferably acid or weed
Did you see jack ripping that scooter yesterday? Nah he dropped tabs he was willy dosing.
by dylanschofield July 20, 2012
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Do-Si-Do

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1. A common square dancing move

2. A peanut butter sandwich cookie popularized by the Girl Scouts

3. A western-themed fore- or afterplay game. The man wears a cowboy hat on his erect penis and the woman wears assless chaps. The man has to lie or crouch on the floor with his hands and feet touching the ground at all times, the woman has her hands tied behind her back in a 'lasso'. The goal of the game is to transfer the cowboy hat from the man's penis to the woman's head. This game usually results in anal sex.
Yee-haw, Barbara and I are going to have a rousing game of Do-Si-Do tonight!
by Bad Girl Scout November 12, 2011
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Do Oreos Suffocate if On Fire?

DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.

They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.

* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.

We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.

But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.
DOSIOF usually stands for,(well, in our case), Our Deputy(hilariously hilarious to joke about) and our old Principle (ditto) and their 'affair'.

So yeah, She says "Donaldddd* our sex is on fire!"
And sings it to the tune.
And yeah. It's hilarious.
by y-fish July 27, 2009
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Dosin It

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To adivise some one that you were having sex without sounding crass.

For use when telling a story.

Usually used by women.
We were dosin it the other night and the dog jumped on the bed.
by charlotte f February 20, 2011
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A man with a giant 12 inch cock and still with that size he is beautiful. Likes to help others. Kindful person, it takes time for him to adjust with new people to share things from his life.
Damn... Dositej is so hot.
by Marko13142 November 23, 2021
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do-si-doze

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Refers to where one or both slow-dance partners nod off and gradually sink to the floor in a drowsy heap, for one of three reasons:
(1) The music is so relaxing that it puts the dancer(s) to sleep
(2) The partner's company/closeness is super-reassuring and satisfying, and so the limp-legged person experiences a similar "contented nap" reaction that he'd get from a slumber hug
(3) One or both partners have had a long/stressful day (which is probably what had originally prompted them to come to the dance-floor to "unwind" in the first place), and so they feel too exhausted to dance --- or maybe even stand up --- anymore.
Buxom cutie: I dunno what it is with me --- every mushy-hearted guy I dance with goes into a total do-si-doze whenever he rests his head on my ample chest... I guess I should be flattered that I'm so soothingly pleasing to the guys, but it just feels kinda weird to have my dance-partner fall asleep halfway though every pairing.
by QuacksO February 18, 2017
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