Bullshit to my doorstep

When a person deliberately brings issues, drama, or emotional baggage to you or your household. Most of the time they want you to interject or help them and that would fall under the category of not your problem.

Don't bring your bullshit to my doorstep!

by Castle Enterprises November 24, 2010

snail's doorstep

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

by Loopydave February 20, 2017

hard boiled doorstops

A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.

Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.

by MulattoTech February 12, 2013

door stop

A female friend who you would never date, but are always kind to, because she keeps the way open for other females to enter your life by telling them how great you are.

Man 1: Hey man, you datin Julie? You sure spend alot of time with her...

Man 2: Nope. She's just my door stop. In fact, she already set me up with her hot friend Amy!

by zxephin January 20, 2011

Door Stop

A Door Stop is someone that has a penis with the maximum length of 3 inches.

You can't see your penis? You probably have a Door Stop.

by MichelleISaB0SS March 16, 2022

doorstep

A Black Country slang word for bacon and egg sandwich. The only difference is it is built like this,
Bread
Egg
Bacon
Bread
Bread

“Hey ma, I wanna doorstep”
“No you lazy shite, do it yerself”

by ChowieC June 10, 2018

shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009