DoorDash

Best thing since oxygen 👏. Always available ⏳. Dashers are modern-day heroes 🦸 ♀️🦸. Delivers coffee/dinner/groceries & more straight to your 🚪. Literally, #WeDoorDash EVERYTHING to keep your LIFE IN ORDER 💪

"You can DoorDash without delivery fees? Subbing to DashPass rn... BRB."

by xb znxzamx November 24, 2021

DoorDash Daddy

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, but the DoorDash Daddy only buys the person DoorDash, nothing else.

Heather: "Hey, do you think you can buy me some food?"

Chloe:" I can't, but I'm able ask my DoorDash Daddy to bring some to you."

by RyuMyu October 3, 2020

doorvashi

Someone who is both a pig and cow and likes to poo

Looks, its a doorvashi!

by satan9966 December 7, 2020

Doordashing

When you're really hungry so your doordashing a succulent meal to your house by delivery.

I told the boomers I was Doordashing my KFC and Coffee club drink to my house.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Doorgash

An sex prostitute delivery app that is currently being developed by radio superstar Gordon Keith.

Wife out of town, I think I’m going to doorgash a hot latina tonight.

I got buy 1 get 1 rewards on the doorgash app.

Accidently ordered wrong gender on the app and couldn’t get a refund

by LHOKeith February 9, 2024

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024