Dooker

A large poop, usually taken after a sizeable or delicious meal.

I just took a giant dooker!

by I dunno 234332445988 May 4, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking

I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.

by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022

Dookers

Someone who lives outside of Florida (Specifically Atlanta), and tries to act like a Jit.

“Bro you see those guys shooting fent and playing Pooh Shiesty??”

“Yeah bro, they a bunch of dookers”

by Dinky Dooker April 7, 2024