by Notadooker March 09, 2018
First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.
"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.
by AuntieT November 21, 2011
Get the ralph in the dooker mug.
When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.