Doof

Any form of alcohol.

"Man I love that doof."
"I'm gonna get doofed outta my gord tonight!"
"You doofin' with us tonight!?"
"Get DOOFED!!!"

by Skody August 26, 2005

Doof

Used when a person is in extreme confusion. Signifies to another person you have not a clue.

*Someone says something very long and complicated*..... *You pause for a minute* aaaaaahhhhh??....... doof?!?

by Ken Palumbo September 12, 2005

Doof

v. When one farts out the dick

Alright who doofed? Wasnt me cus penis did not rumble... oh crap shaith!

by Jodan!! November 26, 2005

Doof

1. To play in a whimsical manner.

2. To mess around with; play around with.

1. See those kids over there? They sure are doofin' it up!

2.

a. Ay Dog, you better not be doofin' around with my sister! Cuz if I find out...

b. Hey man, I thought you said that there will be girls at this spot. Why you gotta be doofin' me like that? I hate it when you doof about sh!t like that!

by Kanzen Taichou June 25, 2010

Doof

A god damn fucking idiot.

Guy 1:HURR DURR FURRRRRR

Guy 2:....Your a doof.

Guy 1:DERR HURR DURR FURRRRR

by Rytas April 02, 2011

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 10, 2004