doob

(noun) a person Drunk Off One Beer

"I'm not a lightweight!"

"Shut up, Beth, you're a total doob."

by bigdaddypimpbeth March 7, 2019

doob

nice fucking joint of weed

i need to finish the other half of my doob before my family gets back

by kingcluez August 26, 2009

Doobing

Putting a sesh / smoking marijuana / smoking weed. / Putting a doob.

Me and kamal doobed around yesterday.
I was doobing when the cops came off.

by Hash..... March 16, 2021

doob

A sound effect made by pronouncing this word while attempting to punch someone but actually he or she was not being punched. Adding a star (*) in front would be a verb for chatting purposes. It also can be used as a greeting too.

Wake up man, *doob!!

by Bertezza June 28, 2011

doob

A kind insult for someone, insulting them when they have done something really stupid, but funny at the same time.

aaww, Bob! You doob!

by paha..banana. November 19, 2010

Doobs

A boyfriend, usually a dolt/idiot male companion. Origin: Northside Chicago, akin to "Chad"; unsuccessful player type.

Related words: Doobhole, schDOOBid, Doobed (as in "I got Doobed"), Doobious, Doobers.

Frickin' Doobs got two beers splashed in his face when he showed up at the party with a date. Ha! He had no idea his girlfriend would be there- and manning the drink station!

by SugarBaby August 2, 2004

Doobs

Dude with Boobs. Not a pretty sight when at the beach. It's a little unfair us girls have to cover-up when fatass doob-man gets to flant his stuff all over the place.

OH MY GOD, THAT DUDE HAS BOOBS!
= DOOBS.

by Pepsix March 23, 2009