Donk

an informal alternative for 'guy', or even used to call a close friend an idiot with no offense intended.

1) donk! why didn't u tell me you were gaming
2) that donk is very studious
3) where are you donks planning to eat tonight

by tvml December 12, 2020

donke

An absolute GOD he is a bully to Shrek

Donke what r u doing in my swamp

by Dhkdkthkdhtdtkh November 20, 2019

donk

(n) a huge shit, sometimes big enough to clog a toilet

Bro, I just dropped a donk in your bathroom so you may want to stay out of there for the next few days.

by Jonkey May 1, 2008

Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.

Finn, you donked up my photos!

by BriftBlue May 26, 2018

Donk

An exhilarating sport invented at Orientation camp by 4 brave and daring men.

I just whooped your ass at donk, biatch

by donkfounder September 6, 2017

Donk

a reindeer for retards

why is there a donk on this xmas ball?

by retard December 12, 2003

Donk

Another word for taking a poop

Man I gotta take a donk!

by Seans sweaty taint November 7, 2003