donged

to be so intoxicated (typically high af) to the point of not being able to recollect past events and actions. One who is donged will experience fits of laughter as well as a kavanaughty tingle (but only sometimes)

guys last night....I WAS SO FUCKING DONGED

by dongergang October 5, 2018

Dongler

A dongler is a large joint that is smoked by only the finest of humans eg. Will marram and Ben slimings

Me and the skeng just polished a fat dongler

by Dongler420 June 24, 2019

INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

dongle

Another word that should be normal but really means dick

"Touch my dongle," said jacksfilms

by Metrosexual hitler January 11, 2017

Dongleberry

A collection of Poop nuggets stuck to your pubes after performing anal sex. The poop nuggets are from the said anus suddenly discharging feces after the penis is withdrawn.

Dude that chick is known for giving out a mean dongleberry.

by Qball760 October 30, 2014

dongle hell

Dongle Hell is a special type of hell. It is a place where owners of modern apple electronics (Macbook 2017+, iPhone 7+) go to suffer for the rest of eternity to deal with dongles and a multitude of connectors & cables. Due to Apple's lack of physical ports for connections that are still very popular at the time of this writing, June 2017, users are forced to buy dongles and/or cables in order to use their connections that Apple apparently considers "legacy." Dongle hell could entail dongles for aux ports, USB 3.0 and below, SD card slot, HDMI and more.

You got the new Macbook Pro? How's dongle hell been treating you?

by RossThompson666 June 26, 2017