Dogclam

Basically catfishing but not. Dogclamming has been getting worse every day. I think im being dogclammed right now. Im talking to this dogclam on Facebook and he doesnt want to meet up bc hes a clam. Ive been putting sea salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are dogs.

Sandy: Hey Beth, i ran into that guy at condom kingdom, the one we met at Fat Tuesdays last night
Beth: Yeah he hasnt sexted me back, weird...
Sandy: Yeah same. What a dogclam

by Bartyboyforever June 2, 2018

dorcellessness

a feelling of emptyness and loneliness feeling like everybody hates you.

im feeling dorcellessness can you cheer me up please?

by im feel dorcell August 1, 2022

dogbelist

being mean to a dog or discriminatory

"damn that's dogbelist"

by 22rrare January 24, 2023

Dorcelessness

A strange emotion nobody can describe. It causes your face to become pitch black with no facial features except for one visible eye. It originated in the Analog Horror Video "Blue Channel: Thalasin" by Gosseworx

I took that weird Thalasin drug yesterday and experienced DORCELESSNESS for a while.

by KaijuNerd October 29, 2023

dogclick

When the dog runs across the keyboard, deleting your computer work.

I'm just one dogclick away from being as smart as I'd like.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

dogel

Is a dog that poses in pics or walks like they’re walking a runway like a model🐶

Look at that dogel walking towards us. “Work it bitch, yassss!”

Your dog is such a dogel in the pics you posted

by Nomad Robin January 13, 2019

dogclan

a bunch of dogs huddled on a human

omg im stuck in a dogclan

by ItZyOmAmA December 2, 2020